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Blonde in the Bank
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.
The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”
The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”
The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”
The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.
When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”
The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
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SUGGESTED READING:
The Thief is your best friend
Irony of Life at its best:
The Lawyer hopes – you get into trouble
The Doctor hopes – you get sick
The Police hope – You become a criminal
The Teacher hopes – You are dumb
The Landlord hopes – You don’t buy a house
The Dentist hopes – Your tooth decays
The Mechanic hopes – Your car breaks down
The Coffin Maker hopes – You will die
The Surgeon hopes – You have broken bones
Only a thief wishes:
(1) You are prosperous in life and (2) you have a sound sleep 😉
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