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Blonde in the Bank

A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan.

The banker asks, “Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?”

The woman says, “Yes, of course. I’ll use my Rolls Royce.”

The banker, stunned, asks, “A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?”

Blonde in the bank

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?”

The woman replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”

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The Thief is your best friend

Irony of Life at its best:

The Lawyer hopes – you get into trouble

The Doctor hopes – you get sick

The Police hope – You become a criminal

The Teacher hopes – You are dumb

The Landlord hopes – You don’t buy a house

The Dentist hopes – Your tooth decays

The Mechanic hopes – Your car breaks down

The Coffin Maker hopes – You will die

The Surgeon hopes – You have broken bones

Only a thief wishes:

(1) You are prosperous in life and (2) you have a sound sleep 😉

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