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Dirty pictures

A man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him, “Doc, I think I have an obsession with sex.” The doctor agrees to examine him and begins by showing various drawings. First the doctor draws a square and asks the man to identify if. The man immediately says, “OMG! Four people having sex!!”

Next the doctor draws a circle and the man says, “One man having sex.”

Thirdly, the doctor draws a triangle and the man immediately identifies it as “two woman and one man having sex”.

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The doctor finally pushes the drawing aside and says to the patient, “Yes, I now believe that you have an obsession with sex.”

To which the man replies, “ME???? You’re the one drawing all those dirty pictures!”

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